DON'T MISS: Butt Magazine's Valentine's Party in NYC

There are few things in this world that make Fanny wish she was a man more than Butt Magazine. It is truly one of the best. That's why we highly recommend if you do have a cock and are in NYC this weekend, you head along to:

"Join BUTT, bombshell Lorenzo Martone and No. 28-cover-boy Kele Okereke this Sunday in New York to celebrate the new issue with an evening jam-packed with all sorts of amazingness: a lubed-up massage parlor manned by Corey Corey, breathtaking go-go realness, DJs Cesar Padilla and Michael Magnan (and Kele also promised to do some spinning), a super surprise performance by House of Ladosha, and some exciting BUTT give-aways (including calendars and preview copies of the upcoming issue). The party gets started this Sunday, February 14th at 10pm at Club Rush, 579 Avenue of the Americas in New York City. Open bar is from 10pm to 11pm so let’s get tipsy!"

Oh my!

x

Quick! Catch theValentine specials!

If you haven't thought about V Day yet, here some more special offers to stimulate your imagination!


If you fancy whisking your lover away for a relaxing weekend of pleasure them we mightly suggest the Royal Day Spa in Tunbridge Wells! This place is simply d.i.v.i.n.e, a personal fave and was voted best UK Day Spa 2009! And this Valentines Day, they are offering a couples package for a whole day of delights for only £180!

Prefer something a little rubbery? Libidex are having a whopping 25% off everything online for their Valentines Day sale. Maybe it's time to get her that catsuit you, I mean she, has always wanted...

If you sign up to Made by Niki's VIP email list, they will send you a 10% discount code. Plus, as a Valentine's special, they will send you a free gift box with every Fresh Foundations knicker or thong purchase!

Score a discount from Mint Siren - when ordering before Feb 6th, just put MINTLOVE in the code box before you adding items to your basket.

And check out LouLou Loves You too! Enter 'HAPPYLOUYEAR' at checkout for 25% discount on all orders until February 7th.

Happy shopping! x

Spoil your lover this Valentines Day!

Here at Please Sir headquarters, we say forget the roses and find yourself a nice big shiny padlock this February 14th! Lock you and your lover in for a Sunday of some real desire-fuelled fun, and maybe spoil them with one of these lovely treats.....

Does anything whisper j'taime in your lady loves ear quite like pretty red underwear? We think not. And that makes Agent Provocateur's Minnie set by far the best buy for V Day 2010. Oh my, how we love this spotty set!

Or perhaps for girls who like something a little less traditional, there is Kiki De Montparnasse's Seductive Cotton Tank. We think you could have a lot of fun in this little number in and out of the bedroom.

For the guys, we couldn't help but be intrigued by Gregg Homme's Chopper briefs when we spied them in Paris over the weekend... Now that could really give him a surprise on Feb 14th when you whip these babies out!

Or if your boy prefers something a little less revealing, we think Slick It Up's leather look trooper outfit Dirk. Undoubtedly set to make your submissive panties more than just a little squishy!

Or perhaps one for the true romantics, Bordello London have this stunning leather cape from Keira in store and we think it is totally swoon-worthy!

For something to play with on V Day, we suggest perhaps Coco De Mer's rather exciting Obsidian Horse Dildo.....

Or get in early with 2 tickets to Torture Garden's Valentine's Day Ball on Feb 13th, and wake up together the next morning, two very smitten little love bunnies!

If you are shopping around, score a discount from Mint Siren - when ordering before Feb 6th, just put MINTLOVE in the code box before you adding items to your basket.

And check out LouLou Loves You too! Enter 'HAPPYLOUYEAR' at checkout for 25% discount on all orders until February 7th.

If you happen to be without someone to tie up this Valentines, then we highly suggest you pop along to Bordello London on the 13th for their singles cocktail classes (click on above flyer for details).