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Video Of The Week

This week's Picture of the week is a video, sent to us by our lovely friend Nick, it's the hottest thing we've ever seen with no nudity, no contact and not even any language.
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WE LOVE:Christian Louboutin Tap Dancing

We simply adore Monsieur Christian Louboutin, not only does he design the sexiest shoes in the universe, not only has he brought out his own catsuited barbie doll, he's now gone and released a tap-dancing video! Available on fashionair.com the film shows Christian daydreaming in his Parisian workshop, then dreamily taking to the stage on broadway, before drawing up shoes and hot pant rocking dancers to accompany him. We especially love the muted colour scheme, with flashes of his trademark red soles.

Watch the video here, and then join us daydreaming about owning some of his pretty shoes.

WE LOVE:Lady Gaga & Beyonce - Telephone

Wow! Gobsmacked doesn't even begin to describe this one. Since Lady Gaga exploded onto the music scene with her ever more elaborate costumes, 'art' performances, genital rumors and crack pot videos the work has been a much brighter and slightly less well hinged place. However I don't think any of us were quite prepared for the 10 minute mini-movie insanity that is her latest output.

Teaming up with 'Single Lady' Beyonce (creator of the hottest dance routine ever), this video has it all. Lesbian prison scenes (god if only prisons like that actually existed), smoking cigarette glasses (yes literally), coke can hair rollers, strip searches and nipple tassles, murder, more murder, a cameo from the Kill Bill Pussy Wagon, the most outrageous product placement EVER, and finally Beyonce with a hot new fringe and squeezed into a tight shiny Atsuko Kudo yellow latex dress!

Lady Gaga, your music might sound like something from a Ukranian Euro-vision Song Contest Entry, you may be a nuts as a mad dog and as out of control as a bag of cats, but you're SMOKING HOT and we LOVE YOU!

WE LOVE Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

If you like it then you should have put a ring on it, we like it, we like it! Beyonce's latest video is possibly one of the greatest celebrations of women's curves I've ever seen. Seriously this video is all hips, butts and powerful thighs. The concept is so simple, get three hot women (and these are definitely women, not skinny little bitches) then watch them dance like you've never seen before. Like a cross between a work out and a war dance this video sets the bar for all others. Right up to the finale you are fixated watching the three shake, pump and thrust their way through an amazingly tight routine, and what a finale it is as the camera closes in on Beyonce's face, glowing with sweat and endorphines as she pants for breath and smiles at the camera. Watch it for yourself here.