Picture Of The Week

Meeow! He makes the loveliest shoes on the planet, and my god these are no exception. Simply screaming with fetishistic detailing.

Taken from our new favorite tumblr Fuck Yeah Louboutin

Selfridges Shoe Galleries

Ever since Selfridges announced they were re-opening their Shoe Galleries, we had been chomping at the bit waiting to get a peek. The numbers alone were impressive: "With 55000 shoes in stock at any one time and 4000 shoes on display from over 150 brands", This was indeed a cathedral to consumption.

Alas, to be honest dear readers, we were hoping for a little more. The place is lovely, rich coloured seats, dark lighting and literally piles and piles of shiny spiky stilettos jumping out at you. I guess it's just the way things are now, but there really wasn't much new, about the "New Shoe Galleries". Once you've seen the seasonal collection of heels from Office in their high street store, nice as they may be, there really isn't much to yelp about seeing them again in a pretty new setting. That seemed to pretty much be the problem, there were hundreds of shoes, from lots of well known brands, but all of which we'd seen before. For such a monument to foot fetishists, there really wasn't much that grabbed your attention. The leap from high street shoes, up to extortionate designer artworks was left with a chasm of lacking choice for anything in the middle. It was either spend £75 on the latest heels from your regular high street brand or £1700 on something garish from Gucci.

Of course there is always the exception that proves the rule. Monsieur Louboutin's boutique at the back of the galleries, was as always exceptional. Filled to the brim with the aphrodisiac heels and lustful gasps from the shoppers. The young man in the bow tie helping ladies put their shoes on, was living every foot fetishists dream doing his day job. Christian if you ever need someone to help out around the shop, Robin is always available.

One final thing to note, were these rather obscure and fantastic creations from Chau Har Lee seemingly exclusive to Selfridges on a made to order basis they quite took our breath away. Alas they also come with a price tag that we can't quite muster just yet. If the galleries had had a few more exciting finds like these dotted around and a few less generic brands (Chanel and River Island we're looking at you) cluttering up the fantasy it would have been quite perfect.

Picture of the week

Fanny has just covered our sofa in luxurious leopard print faux fur. This image from the smoking hot ...shiny, sexy, grubby tumblr, we thought was a perfect illustration of the depravities we hope such a saucy sofa will host.

Interview with a Financial Domme: Goddess Penelope!

Fanny: What exactly is a Financial Domme? And how on earth did you find out about and become one?

Goddess Penelope: A Financial Domme is generally a Woman who feels that she should be treated as a Goddess, completely adored and spoilt beyond belief and in doing so gains herself a stable of slaves who should treat her accordingly. A friend of Mine who knew that I was into the BDSM scene introduced Me to it (funnily enough it was a male friend too...but not a sub!) and when the gifts/cash started rolling in I was totally hooked!

Robin: Were you seeing your current boyfriend at the time you entered into a career as a full time goddess? If not, how do you break the ice with potential partners about your constant supply of presents from horny desperate men?

Goddess Penelope: My BF is really open minded and we were friends before we were lovers so he knew all about Me being a FinDomme...he thought (and still thinks) its amazing...and its funny as he reaps the benefits too as cucky slaves LOVE buying him gifts too!

Fanny: Apart from your boyfriend, who is favourite hottie?

Goddess Penelope: Ooooh (do I only have to choose one?...I’m having 2) James Franco and Jonathan Rhys Myers (wet!)

Fanny: *drools* Is this something you could you do forever?

Goddess Penelope: I totally think so...until I get bored or all the money and shoes in the world disappear! (eeeek!)

Robin: Have you met many other financial dommes? If so is there ever a little competition over who gets the most free stuff from their slaves? Is there a hierarchy of Financial Dommes?

Goddess Penelope: TBH no I haven’t met any...I’ve only ever met Pro Dommes.

Fanny: Are there any particular goddesses that you model yourself upon? The

Hindu Lakshmi? Carrie Bradshaw? Tanya Cheex? Imelda Marcos?

Goddess Penelope:I don’t really model myself on anyone inparticular as I believe in leading not following and just being myself.

Fanny: Spoken like a true goddess. So tell me, what is your earliest memory?

Goddess Penelope: Singing at My cousins birthday party when I was about 3 wearing a pink Michael Jackson t-shirt

Robin: Being a total shoe fetishist for both myself, and of course Fanny's beautiful feet, I'd like to know what your ultimate pair would be, which pair of heels would get one of your slaves in your very best books? Also what was the favourite pair you were bought recently?

Goddess Penelope: I love Natacha Marro shoes and would LOVE more...My faves shoes that I have been bought recently have to be My Feud shoes...I have about 4 pairs now.

Fanny: how much do you know about your slaves? Are they useless City Boys who have nothing better to do than blow their copious amounts of cash on you? Or are they all creeps who live at home with their mum?

Goddess Penelope: My slaves vary...there’s not a single type...they’re all generally sad and pathetic though...unfortunately! (or fortunately!)

Robin: Have you ever found out about any of your slaves having partners, and their reactions to their other halves spoiling you?

Goddess Penelope: No they’re usually snide vindictive little things that can keep secrets!

Fanny: how seriously pathetic are your slaves? Are they always vying for your attention and time and generally annoying the fuck out of you?

Goddess Penelope: Generally YES! But I make it VERY clear that £££££$$$$$ = ATTENTION

Robin: Do you take into account a potential slaves income when they buy you presents? For example is a pair of Louboutin heels from a student slave worth more to you than a pair from a bank manager slave?

Goddess Penelope: I have to be honest...no...I just take, take, take...students don’t really appeal to Me and I don’t appeal to them...they generally say I’m ‘too expensive’ lol

Fanny: What is your guiltiest pleasure?

Goddess Penelope: many to mention! I don’t know where to start!

Fanny: Tell me what Robin would expect if I made him called your Ignore Line?

Goddess Penelope: would answer the call and NOT say a word...most of the time I leave the phone on the side and carry on with whatever I’m doing...the TIE (total ignore experience)

Robin: What's the meanest hoop you've ever made one of your slaves jump through in order to gain you attention? and how, if at all, were they rewarded for doing so?

Goddess Penelope: I’ve done SO many mean humiliating things to slaves...but I generally reward them by allowing them to buy Me more gifts!

Fanny: does being a Financial Domme make it easier for you to be a good girlfriend, as you don't have to pester your boyfriend for present all the time?

Goddess Penelope: think so as I never ask or want anything from Bf...although Birthdays and Christmas is really hard for him as he says ‘what do I buy the woman that has everything?’...he tries really hard to buy unique special gifts...which I adore!

Robin: How much time does it take to be a Financial Domme? Is it a full time job ignoring all those boys and getting all those pedicures?

Goddess Penelope:Yeah it’s quite hard work being spoilt and pampered all the time! It doesn’t take a set amount of time...I have IM on My phone so that I can contact slaves whenever I want to...I’ve found it a lot easier as time has gone by to ‘vet’ good slaves from the bad so that procedure has eliminated ALOT of time wasting.

Fanny: what's the best way you know of to exploit money/presents out of a man?

Goddess Penelope: To work his fetishes against him of course...oh and chastity is ALWAYS a winner!

Robin: Have you ever heard of any male financial dommes?

Goddess Penelope: I’ve seen a few...but they just get laughed off by us females!

Fanny: Have you ever been recognised in public?

Goddess Penelope: Yes...mainly at fetish clubs by people on community sites.

Robin: One of your slaves has just put £1000 in your bank account to impress you, what would you go and get on your shopping spree?

Goddess Penelope: Shoes,clothes make up (how shallow?)

Fanny: How do you relax?

Goddess Penelope: I like to chill with Bf and watch movies!

Robin: I noticed that your wish list that you have both "Venus In Furs", "The Story Of O" and "The Torture Garden" on there. We've read all of these as part of our Erotic Book Club. You should come along!

Goddess Penelope: I would love too!

To spend eternity submitting yourself (and, of course, your money) to the divine Goddess Penelope, visit her website at www.goddesspenelope.com

Fanny's Guide to the Summer Sales: Part 1

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Picture of the week

A rather bizarre, yet incredibly hot one this week. Found on ArtOrPorn a fun, saucy little blog with all manner of great photos. Ok some are a little more cheesy than others, but compared to the vast majority of sites out there it's a goldmine of hot photography.

Our hunt for the perfect thigh high boots Part3: The Finale

Avid readers of our blog will be aware of our ongoing hunt to find the perfect pair of Thigh High boots, Fanny and I have searched high and low. In our first installment we hit the high street and discovered that Topshop seem to design shoes for anorexic mannequins as opposed to women, in our second installment we cooed over the designer brands and lusted over Agent Provocateurs offerings to the field. However we were still left unsatisfied and wanting more.

To be honest, dear readers, we were left a little saddened, surely somewhere out there in the world of naughty footwear, there would be a pair of boots for Fanny's delicious legs? A pair that were not only HOT, not only classy, but had heels which would stand up to a full evening of trash-bag disco dance floor abuse!

With ebay searches set up, and constant vigilance and research online (Robin rather enjoyed that part) we figured we'd have to wait for the next season's designs to come out before our quest would come to an end.

Then suddenly, almost fatefully it happened. Robin was working late at night, when his ebay email alert popped up on his screen. It seemed almost too good to be true, a pair of boots, in Fanny's size, with the softest leather and sexiest heels we'd seen, not only that but they were up for a fifth of the price they retail at, alas they were in Poland. Not wanting to tip Fanny off too early, Robin kept the boots secret, and checked up from time to time on their progress. No one was bidding on them, surely something was fishy?

A week later and Robin was sitting at his desk again late at night, an ebay alert popped up, the auction was about to end. Clicking back on the listing and still not a sole had bid, however in a fit of Thigh Boot fantasy over rationality, he bit the bullet and clicked bid (for an amount it would be rude to repeat), confirm, click, your bid has been accepted. Oh god, what had he done?

What followed was another week of tense waiting, in the mean time, poor Robin had discovered that the Eastern European seller had only just registered on ebay, had a feedback score of 0 and was no longer answering her messages. Money down the drain, it was all a scam, the usual internet savvy boy had fallen for the oldest trick in the book!

Do not fear however dear readers! It seems the god of footwear was looking down upon these naughty bloggers! Two weeks after they were expected, a full week after Robin had intended to present his surprise a delivery note arrived through his letter box. The boots were here, on collecting the package it still all seemed a little bit like a dream to our foot fetishist eager ebayer, but true enough they were real, they existed and they would now be a part of Robin & Fanny's life.

Why we didn't think of him in the first place we do not know, when searching for the sexiest, the best, the most amazing footwear, there is perhaps only one name we should have been thinking of.

May we present, our perfect Thigh High Boots:

Monsieur Christian Louboutin's black leather Monica Thigh Boots:

The trademark red soles just scream sex, the long soft leather slides up Fanny's milky thighs, the platform adds that extra little kapow! to them. They really are quite devine.

The day after recieving them Fanny sent Robin a message "I'm still can't quite believe I'm allowed to join the club of people who own such lovely shoes". I think that says it all...

Our hunt is finally over.

WE LOVE:Christian Louboutin Tap Dancing

We simply adore Monsieur Christian Louboutin, not only does he design the sexiest shoes in the universe, not only has he brought out his own catsuited barbie doll, he's now gone and released a tap-dancing video! Available on fashionair.com the film shows Christian daydreaming in his Parisian workshop, then dreamily taking to the stage on broadway, before drawing up shoes and hot pant rocking dancers to accompany him. We especially love the muted colour scheme, with flashes of his trademark red soles.

Watch the video here, and then join us daydreaming about owning some of his pretty shoes.

DON'T MISS: Gutterslut2nd Birthday Party

This Sat 27th February sees GutterSlut's 2nd Birthday Party bash, an event not to be missed! Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel, London host the night with all of the outrageous cross dressed performance dirty rave chaos that you'd expect from the Gutterslut Crew. With appearances from the faboulous Johnny Woo and their resident Miss Crystal Mc the night is set to explode in an orgy of glitter, dirty beats, stiletto heels, loud mouths and big big hair.
Tickets are available for £8 in advance from the wonderful Dalston Superstore, or online at ticketweb.co.uk . After attending their NYE bash, and dancing our sock off whilst big hairy Italians kneeled down and literally begged Robin to let them run off with Fanny, we can safely say this is a night like no other!

Don't say we didn't warn you xxx

WE LOVE: Louboutin Cat Burglar Barbie

Oh My God, He's done it again. Christian Louboutin, creator of possibly the sexiest shoes on earth has teamed up with Barbie to create the ultimate gift for the person that has everything. We present the Christian Louboutin cat burglar Barbie!

The 12" diva comes complete with a shiny black catsuit and 4 pairs of mini Louboutin heels! Each pair comes with a mini box and shoe bag. Priced at £100 it's probably not one for the kids to play with, but a perfect Objet D'Art for any boudoir x