My oh my... how we love the new cover of the Scissor Sisters currently adorning billboards everywhere. How could we not!
Sunday 27 June 2010
Picture of the week
My oh my... how we love the new cover of the Scissor Sisters currently adorning billboards everywhere. How could we not!
Friday 25 June 2010
Fanny's Guide to the Summer Sales: Part 1
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Sunday 20 June 2010
Picture of the week
Picture of the week this week, comes from Robin's brand new favourite website ever Fuck Yeah Back Shots. As everyone knows the very most erotic part of the female form is that lovely delicate curve at the small of the back just above the bottom. So it was a pleasure to find a website dedicated to the sometimes under appreciated fetish. That and of course hundreds of pictures of delicious booties swallowing tiny knickers! oh my.
Friday 18 June 2010
After Pandora: Pirates & Showgirls social
After Pandora is as a friendly members community based in London, which regularly holds socials and parties which focus upon creating a safe, accepting environment for self-expression, creativity and heaps of naughty fun. In order to join this community, potential members are invited to attend one of their regular social events which are held in order to vet potential members for their private events.
What a great venue! This summer soiree was held on the Battersea Barge which is tucked in on the Thames just near the Battersea Power Station, which made it the ideal setting for such an night. Even though it was a typically breezy London in June evening, it was still a marvellous spot and the intimate, cabaret style interior made it ideal for such a party.
As usual, I hadn't read much about what I was going to (I saw the word 'pervy' and 'party' and that was about all I needed) so I just figured this was an event for all the regular members to attend without necessarily any below the belt action happening. You know, a civil affair rather than a sordid one. I hadn't read up that this was an event to vet me as a potential member, so I left Robin tied up at home and bought some lovely lady arm candy with me instead. It was my bad in doing so and probably tainted my initial impression when I climbed aboard the boat only to discover that, even at nearly 9pm, the party was in less than full swing. I am quite sure there is a restriction by the venue owners on the numbers that can attend, and of course the organisers want to ensure that everyone can get a seat during the performances plus they can meet and great all the newbies, so keep the crowd to a minimum was preferable, but it didn't make for a very wow! event. That said, practically everyone in attendance had come dressed in costume and were eager to engage with the proceedings of the evening.
My friend and I were lucky to grab a seat up the front near the ample stage area and I was really pleased that there was a sit down, traditional cabaret style section for the audience. One of my biggest gripes with so many nights with such performances is that you have to stand up, and as a both a former entertainer and a lady of small stature in heels, I am never impressed by such an option. So it was great to be able to plonk ourselves within close proximity to the action. And, my word, was there action! As this was a free event (no cover charge AND reasonable food and drink prices I might add) I am a little more forgiving of the performances which kept swinging from simply outstanding to rather dubious. Of notable mention was the oh-so-watchable and incredibly talented Bryony Kimmings, who kind of stole my friend and my heart that evening. I really encourage anyone who gets the chance to catch one of her performances to rush rush rush to be there. Also a shining star was The Groom, who literally bought the house lights down with his fucking hot Kill Bill burlesque. Original, energetic and so terrifyingly hot, there was a dry pair of pants left in the room. The compere for the evening Jessica Fostekew was also such a pleasure you often would have preferred she stay on stage a bit longer. Female stand-up comedians are such rarities; it makes this one a bit of a treasure. I don't think I could write this review without mentioning the final performance by Katja Saucy-Pants. As a lover of Gurlesque, I am very accustomed to seeing great lengths of tinsel, flags etc being pulled from a woman's nether regions, but perhaps after her rendition of 'Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend" I wasn't really expecting that she had been carrying that much plastic jewellery inside herself all that time.... though it was delightful to see a splodge of joy juice go flying into some guys face at the end.
After the performances, we adjourned back up on deck where I had the delight of finally meeting Miss Kitty Stryker before my friend and decided it was probably worth making the long journey (well long for someone who rarely leaves it) back to East London before we got too drunk.
I'd be very interested in seeing what the actual parties are like. And who knows, I might even let Robin out to play too.
As usual, I hadn't read much about what I was going to (I saw the word 'pervy' and 'party' and that was about all I needed) so I just figured this was an event for all the regular members to attend without necessarily any below the belt action happening. You know, a civil affair rather than a sordid one. I hadn't read up that this was an event to vet me as a potential member, so I left Robin tied up at home and bought some lovely lady arm candy with me instead. It was my bad in doing so and probably tainted my initial impression when I climbed aboard the boat only to discover that, even at nearly 9pm, the party was in less than full swing. I am quite sure there is a restriction by the venue owners on the numbers that can attend, and of course the organisers want to ensure that everyone can get a seat during the performances plus they can meet and great all the newbies, so keep the crowd to a minimum was preferable, but it didn't make for a very wow! event. That said, practically everyone in attendance had come dressed in costume and were eager to engage with the proceedings of the evening.
My friend and I were lucky to grab a seat up the front near the ample stage area and I was really pleased that there was a sit down, traditional cabaret style section for the audience. One of my biggest gripes with so many nights with such performances is that you have to stand up, and as a both a former entertainer and a lady of small stature in heels, I am never impressed by such an option. So it was great to be able to plonk ourselves within close proximity to the action. And, my word, was there action! As this was a free event (no cover charge AND reasonable food and drink prices I might add) I am a little more forgiving of the performances which kept swinging from simply outstanding to rather dubious. Of notable mention was the oh-so-watchable and incredibly talented Bryony Kimmings, who kind of stole my friend and my heart that evening. I really encourage anyone who gets the chance to catch one of her performances to rush rush rush to be there. Also a shining star was The Groom, who literally bought the house lights down with his fucking hot Kill Bill burlesque. Original, energetic and so terrifyingly hot, there was a dry pair of pants left in the room. The compere for the evening Jessica Fostekew was also such a pleasure you often would have preferred she stay on stage a bit longer. Female stand-up comedians are such rarities; it makes this one a bit of a treasure. I don't think I could write this review without mentioning the final performance by Katja Saucy-Pants. As a lover of Gurlesque, I am very accustomed to seeing great lengths of tinsel, flags etc being pulled from a woman's nether regions, but perhaps after her rendition of 'Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend" I wasn't really expecting that she had been carrying that much plastic jewellery inside herself all that time.... though it was delightful to see a splodge of joy juice go flying into some guys face at the end.
After the performances, we adjourned back up on deck where I had the delight of finally meeting Miss Kitty Stryker before my friend and decided it was probably worth making the long journey (well long for someone who rarely leaves it) back to East London before we got too drunk.
I'd be very interested in seeing what the actual parties are like. And who knows, I might even let Robin out to play too.
Sunday 13 June 2010
Picture of the week
Meeeow, a beautiful photograph from Aaron Hawks. It's strangely alluring and proof that you don't have to make porn images black and white for them to be considered art.
Friday 11 June 2010
Fanny's Film Fucks: June 2010
Last month Fanny checked out:
Nothing! Warm weather, World Cup and a lack of interesting releases....
What Fanny is looking forward to:
GAY SEX IN THE 70's (Showing at the ICA: 1 - 4, 8 July 2010)
I wish I was looking forward to gay sex in the 70's! This documentary is showing as part of the ICA's Pout 2 season of new queer cinema.
HEARTBREAKER (UK release date: Friday 2nd July 2010)
I love trailers for foreign films where they manage to not say a word so people might not realise hey, this isn't in english! Anyway, Romain Duris (from THE BEAT THAT MY HEART SKIPPED) is totally cute and opposite Vanessa 'practically Mrs Johnny Depp' Paradis, this looks like a possible cheesy rom com that sitauted outside of Hollywood. Could be a win. Did I mention my dad keeps going to see rom com's? Brilliantly, he thought J Lo's new one THE BACK UP PLAN was really good. Enough said.
GAINSBOURG (UK release date: Friday 30 July 2010)
Boy, does Éric Elmosnino look like him or what!
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS (UK release date: Part 1 - Friday 19 November 2010)
Yeah yeah, wotevs. I'm excited.
TRON: LEGACY (Worldwide release date: Friday 17 December 2010)
Man, are Disney pushing for this to be the big Xmas hit or what! It looks dam cyber sexy though....
Which films Fanny would like to see get an international release:
THE EXTRA MAN
Does Kevin Kline's voice sound remarkably like Rob Jeremy's in ANCHOR MAN? This could be funny...
MIDDLE MEN
Crazy yet believable bio pic about the guys that worked out how to build the internet's erotic captial, making it into the fine palace of porn and pounds it is today.
Nothing! Warm weather, World Cup and a lack of interesting releases....
What Fanny is looking forward to:
GAY SEX IN THE 70's (Showing at the ICA: 1 - 4, 8 July 2010)
I wish I was looking forward to gay sex in the 70's! This documentary is showing as part of the ICA's Pout 2 season of new queer cinema.
HEARTBREAKER (UK release date: Friday 2nd July 2010)
I love trailers for foreign films where they manage to not say a word so people might not realise hey, this isn't in english! Anyway, Romain Duris (from THE BEAT THAT MY HEART SKIPPED) is totally cute and opposite Vanessa 'practically Mrs Johnny Depp' Paradis, this looks like a possible cheesy rom com that sitauted outside of Hollywood. Could be a win. Did I mention my dad keeps going to see rom com's? Brilliantly, he thought J Lo's new one THE BACK UP PLAN was really good. Enough said.
GAINSBOURG (UK release date: Friday 30 July 2010)
Boy, does Éric Elmosnino look like him or what!
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS (UK release date: Part 1 - Friday 19 November 2010)
Yeah yeah, wotevs. I'm excited.
TRON: LEGACY (Worldwide release date: Friday 17 December 2010)
Man, are Disney pushing for this to be the big Xmas hit or what! It looks dam cyber sexy though....
Which films Fanny would like to see get an international release:
THE EXTRA MAN
Does Kevin Kline's voice sound remarkably like Rob Jeremy's in ANCHOR MAN? This could be funny...
MIDDLE MEN
Crazy yet believable bio pic about the guys that worked out how to build the internet's erotic captial, making it into the fine palace of porn and pounds it is today.
Sunday 6 June 2010
WIN tickets to Club Rub:
Oriental & Rope Bondage!
Break out your kimono and start practising your Shibari, as Please Sir, We Want Some More! in conjunction with Club Rub are delighted to be giving one lucky reader the chance to attend next Saturday's (June 12th) party for free!
One lucky reader will win a pair of tickets to this popular fetish club, which has an Oriental theme incorporating Rope Bondage this month! The night will be held at Hide Out @ Debut Club (formally SeOne), 29 Weston Street, London, SE1 3RR and will feature performances from Beatrix Carlotta and Natalie. See the video below for a behind the scenes look at Club Rub's photo shoots!
TO WIN simply send an email kim@club-rub.com with the following subject line:
I love PSWWSM and I want to win tickets to Club Rub!
Entries close midnight on Thursday 10 June 2010 and the winner will be contacted directly and announced via Twitter next Friday 11 June!
Picture of the week
A classic, we know, but Fanny has been in raptures for the past couple of days consuming Patti Smith's memoir Just Kids, about her relationship with Robert Mapplethorpe. So here we present Man in Polyester Suit. Image courtesy of Artnet.
Friday 4 June 2010
WIN a copy of Yes, Ma'am!
In conjunction with the lovely literary types at Clies Press, Please Sir, We Want Some More! are pleased to give away to one very lucky reader a copy of Yes, Ma'am: Erotic Stories of Male Submission!
Edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, this is a tasty collection of erotic stories exploring the deepest desires of men where women have all the control. Check out Robin's review here!
TO WIN all you have to do is Twitter the following line:
I love @PSWWSM and I want to win a copy of Yes, Ma'am!
Winner will be announced via Twitter next Friday 11 June.
Thursday 3 June 2010
Clies Press
Yes Sir & Yes Ma'am
The lovely people at Cleis Press recently sent us a couple of copies of their deliciously naughty books to review for our blog. Excitedly one morning Fanny opened a package containing Yes Sir and Yes Ma'm for our consumption. Being avid naughty book readers, and even running London's only Erotic Book Club, we couldn't wait to get stuck into their saucy pages. With fantasies of both male and female submission at the firm hands of latex and leather clad members of the opposite sex, it seemed right up our street. Now it's just going to be a case of fighting over which ideas we get to play out first...
What a wonderful homework assignment we had here. With fantasies of both crawling up to Fanny's leather boots, and also making her shine mine, this was going to be interesting. Both books present a series of stories from both male and female writers ranging from scenes where female submissives masturbate according to email instructions from their masters, through to tales of an OCD tea making man discussing with his Mistress their impending threesome and the delights that await. The stories were short enough to keep your attention and very well written, rising far above generic 'porn' writing. My personal favourites included the above mentioned "Tea For Three" , "Wedding Night" and "Rope Burn" from Yes Ma'm, plus "Lunch" from Yes Sir amongst many others. My favourite part of reading these was on the train to Paris with Fanny, reading them together and teasing each other over which parts we liked whilst people dozed around us. These books definitely start in your head and work their way down, with scenes still replaying in my head when I close my eyes. Oh my Fanny, this could be a rather naughty month ahead of us whilst we work out who's on top. 5 firm full handed slaps on the bottom out of 5.
Wednesday 2 June 2010
WE LOVE:
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We like big butts and we can not lie, you other bloggers can't deny!
Ladies and Gentlemen it is our pleasure to present In All Her Splendor possibly the greatest collection of boooootay you've ever stumbled across in your life. When the world is bombarding us with images of skinny girls doing their best to impersonate pre-pubescent boys, it is a great relief to find a place where curves are not only celebrated, but pretty much worshipped. We ain't talkin' bout Playboy, 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys!Check out this onslaught of ladies who really know how to cast a shadow when they are throwing shapes!
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